So today is the first warm day of the year. When I left for lunch I took the scenic route through the golf course. Wow! you wouldn’t believe how many plaid wearing people are out there. It was like looking at ants eat the remaining bits of ice-cream off a stick. Except all these “ants” had on plaid and funny hats. Why is plaid the color patter of choice for golfers? I would think they would wear shorts and a tee-shirt. Heck I think I would probably try to do it with only shorts. Do they have some kind of dress code. No one may play unless you look like a dork with bad clothes on! I don’t know. But it is a very nice day outside and i’m inside working.

I hope everyone can get out and enjoy the weather. I’m off to buy some plaid pants and a contrasting color shirt and a terrible looking hat so I can fit in with the elite golfers

So yesterday was Easter. What a great day! You get to see family, friends, eat eggs and candy, what a day! Well yesterday with all the candy, Mr. Man, I guess thought that if he didn’t eat most of it, it would all disappear at the end of the day. Lord he was on a high, if I could have connected him to the house we could have powered it for days. His favorite was the M&Ms and peanutbutter cups. My favorite which is his worst favorite is the Peeps. I saw on the news this morning people torturing these tasty treats. They were putting them in the microwave, liquid nitrogen, vacuums, all kinds of mean things. I like to bite the head off of them first. In fact if its food and has a face I always eat the head or face first. That way they can’t scream when I eat the rest of it.

Why is it that kids will play with there toys for a few day then get board with them? But if you give them a big box they go nuts and will play with it until it completely falls apart and then they will try to tape it back together. I got the boy a box today from work. They were going to throw it away. So I saved it for his use and pleasure. I think he will love it. Maybe the neighbor kids can get some use out of it also since i’m going to have him play with it outside while we work in the yard.

I remember when I would get a box from my father. He was a Heating & A/C guy, so he always had big boxes to bring home to me. There was this one time, my parents purchased a new refrigerator and they kept the box and let me play with it. It was like my own little condo. I had windows cut into it and a door. It was a rocket, a house, a boat and i’m sure a bunch of other things that a box could be.

Do you have any box stories?

Ahhh the day you get to drink green beer. I my self have never had green beer. I tend to like it the normal golden color and the darker gold the better. No see thru beer here, how people can drink the water flavored beer like Budweiser or Bud light I will never understand. Get a beer with substance, a beer with flavor, a beer that makes a person proud to have a beer in hand.

So are you wearing green? I remember back in school when this day would come along mates would say ‘you better wear green or you will get pinched’. When did that come around? Well this morning when I was getting the days cloths out to wear I grabbed my clover leaf boxers. So yes I am wearing green today. So don’t pinch me!

One of my favorite things is when I can say “I told ya so”. I especially like to say it at work. See, at work no one really takes me seriously. Folks I work with will run around trying to get things to work and fail at it. Then I will come along and give solutions on how to rectify the problem and they will look at me like I just killed there dog. Then while they are still trying to fix whats broken I stand back and watch it all come apart. It’s frustrating for me because I can give the solution and no body will take me seriously. Oh well, every time they fail, I’ll be there in the back chuckling saying “I told ya so”.