Recollections
Saturday, December 31st, 2005Today being the last day of the year I find myself thinking of the years past. What I have done, have seen, been doing with my time.
It has been a big year. I got married, knocked up my wife, and stole her dog. I switched to macs and bought the newest car that I have ever had.
In January I learned that I will never have another kitten. I didn’t want this one that we had but in January it was reinforced. She would quit jumping on the furniture and stealing the (at the time) girlfriends hair scrunches. She would run all over the house, running into stuff and making noise at all hours of the day. God it drove me nuts!
In February, I learned that I was a angry girl when I grew up. Or would have been if I was a girl.
In March I was reminded that kids love boxes. Just as i did when i was a kid so do kids of today. I brought home a box from work and the neighborhood kids went nuts. The Boy didn’t really know what to do with it since he was a wee boy of 3 at the time. But he did have fun also.
Aprils lesson was that i should never let anyone borrow my tools over night. If they someone needs to borrow a tool i will take it to them and bring it home with me the same night. No more of the, just bring it back to me stuff.
In May I finally joined the other 8% of the real computing world. I bought my mac. Sure it is a second hand G3 model. But it is a mac and ever since i got it i have not used my windows laptop. Who would have ever known that computing and living digitally would be this easy.
June is my wedding anniversary month. But one thing I discovered in June was that the DMV sucks ass!
In July I learned that you should never trust the crack head that works at Wal(we sell legal drugs)greens. I bought some sunscreen which she said I would tan very nicely with. But in reality I burned like a piece of bacon. My foot was cooked. and I’m not talking in generalities. It was cooked. And the rest of me didn’t look to good either. Thank goodness I didn’t turn over.
August I was made aware of my road rage abilities. This ass-munch was really close to learning why one should never stay on my bumper while I drive.
September is when I learned that I impregnated my wife. She is due May 31 and this child will be my first biological child. You should start sending me gifts now. Because, this child will be the one to rule the world and you want to be in its good graces.
In October I found out how good life is without Bill Gate$. It had been 4 months with the iBook and i had all but stopped using my old laptop. Life was good.
November was the month of a good plumbing lesson. I went to fix the leaking faucet in the bath tub and in the process i broke the entire valve off the wall. So i had to fix it quick that day because the wife and kid had yet had a bath. Good thing my father is in the know when it comes to this kind of stuff.
I didn’t do much blogging this month. I think i just became lazy with it. But one thing i did learn this month was the fun that christmas brings one when you have a child to share it with. Last year The Boy was 3 and just on the verge of enjoying christmas. But this year he was excited about it. He would walk around singing songs, asking when santa would come and just begging to open a door to his Lego Advent Calendar. It was great fun.
So with this entry i say farewel to 2005. I hope my 2006 will be just a fun as this year was.
Have a happy new year!
