I need a new job. I found out today that J.Lo has a guy that tweaks her nipples so they stand up during video shoots. How do I get this job. I don’t want to take the guys job that does J.Lo. So anyone else will do. It would be really swell to be Christina Aguilera’s nipple tweaker. Heck I would tweak them babies for free if she was to ask me.

I wonder how you would train for this position. Is there exercises you need to do so you don’t apply to much pressure? What about the temperature of your fingers? Should they be cold for a more erecting stimulus? Such things should be considered. I would hate to get the job with no training and blow it because I used to much pressure and my fingers were not the correct temperature. I wonder what the class name could be. Nipple tweaking 101.

Dave over at Blogography.com posted a great entry about the smart filters that detect nudity on web sites. Everyone needs to go over and pay him a visit and collect your badge to boycott the smart filters that are far from smart.

Where the hell have I been? I swear I like to write here. I don’t write anywhere else, I just go on these breaks where I just have nothing to say. I find that when I think of something to write, by the time I get to a place where I can open the iBook up and put down, the words they have left me. But this is not an excuse.

Just as now, I have nothing I want to say. Well i do, but because I have family and personal friends that read this I will keep it to myself. Some times I regret making this public. But you know, I enjoy hearing some of the replies and questions. But I just wish sometimes I could let it all out here.

The attic bedroom is coming together. My father and I are going to be making a cutting jig tonight to make the verticals for the walls. If things go well, there will be drywall going up on the ceiling this weekend. Which would be swell since we only have 2 months to go before the Spawn Of Rob comes into the world.

I think the hardest part is going to be getting A/C and heat in the room. But my father seems to believe that he can bring it up thru the walls. Im not sure about that one. But if he says he can do it, then I guess he can. He knows this stuff way more than I do.

Ok, if I don’t update tomorrow then I’ll talk with ya soon.

Peace!

There is one thing I’m all about. It’s free shit. I will almost go out of my way to get something for free. If it can be gotten I will be all about it. Drive to tennessee for free gas! Well maybe not that far. But I will sign up for just about anything as long as I can back out and keep what they give me for free. Show me where to sign baby!

So while I was watching SouthPark imagine my giddiness when I saw the commercial for eMusic. I practically set a world record on how fast I signed up for this service. The are giving you 25 Free downloads just for signing up for the 14 day trial.

After the fourteen day trial, you’re charged a subscription fee. Subscription costs ranges from $9.99 to $19.99. They all allow you unlimited burns and unlimited transfers to devices. The only difference in the subscriptions is how many songs you can download a month. Starting with the 9.99 price, you get 40 songs. The $19.99 price gets you 90 and would equal about 23¢ cents per song.

But being that I’m a cheep bastard like I am. I will never know how well this service is. Because I will have downloaded my 25 free songs and canceled before the trial is up. Making my 25 songs the sweetest songs I will have in my collection.

Because we all know. The sweetest sounding music is the music you get for free.

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