Archive for June, 2006

Snack Attack

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

One of my peeves is when someone comes up to me and makes a comment about something I have in my hand. Like say today, I felt like a snake and went to the cafeteria. I purchased a 100 Grand candy bar and headed back to my office.

Well while I was on my way I came across someone that happened to find it necessary to ask me if I had a “snack attack”.

Me: Why no I’m not having a snack attack, why do you ask.

Nosey Bitch: Because you have a candy bar in your hand.

Me: Oh no this isn’t for a snack attack, I bought it so I could free base the chewy caramel into crack and smoke it at lunch. Now mind your own damn business!

And people wonder why anyone even talks to me at work at all.

In other news, FROTE is doing well. He has gained his fathers attitude and temper. He has been going thru some colic and we have been going thru some headaches.

For those of you who haven’t yet gone to the gallery to see pictures of him, here is one for you.

FROTE

One of the redeeming factors though is that The Boy is doing very will with being No. 2 now. I was surprised to see him jump right in. He has been helping as much as he can. I kinda feel bad for the kid. He went from being Mommies only one to being the Big Brother and needs to be extra good so FROTE stays asleep.

Here is The Boy with FROTE

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So all is well. I am trying to find more time to write. if that is what you would call the crap i do here. But if you have had children I’m sure you know how much time they take up. 17 years and 11 months to go.

Till next time! Peace!

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Rain

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

Today is a rainy day in the Cincinnati area. Meaning that today people will drive like morons.

Take this morning for example. Almost every person driving in front of me went at the speed of a turtle. Not a scared turtle, no, a slow, hot take it’s time turtle.

It’s times like this when I really wish I had a missile launcher built into my car. How easy it would be to just flip up a guard, press a button and fire a flaming, kill everyone in the car, missile.

One thing i did notice though. Almost every one of the drivers were women. Are you ladies scared to drive in the rain? This isn’t snow you know. You will not slip and slide on a rain covered street. In fact, unless your tires are bald, you probably will maneuver just fine.

If your wondering how my little man is doing. He is just fine. Last night was tough though. He refused to get comfy on me and cried his little heart out. It took mommy to get him to sleep after being up, from my understanding, since 4:30 p.m. That was around 9 p.m. he went to sleep.

I think it has to do with the chest pillows women have.

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