The police must be bored these days. I have been passing at least three cop cars every morning going to work. Just this morning there were two on the east bound lane with cars pulled over and one on the west bound.

I wonder if they may be trying to get more funds for more doughnuts. Or maybe trying to raise money to get new sun glasses. It’s kinda wrong for me to say that all cops are doughnut eaters. Because not all cops are city cops and there is a difference on where they all hang out and what they eat.

From my understanding from the crack heads that live around my neighborhood. The police that are on the highway are in fact county police and or state police and not city police. And the difference is that the city police are the only ones that really eat doughnuts. Due to the fact that there are more Dunkin Doughnuts around down then on the highway.

So maybe the county police are just trying to find citizens with bags of Crispy Creams so they can confiscate them.

‘Yes Mr. Citizen, these round dough like objects are no doubt covered in cocaine. I will have to take these with me, and your cup of coffee. On your way now’

It’s a good thing I don’t carry pastries with me any more.

And on a side note this post is number 420. I have a fascination with this number, kinda like Jim Carrey in 23. Except that i don’t think bad things are going to happen because of this number. The worst of it would be getting the munchies. Oh darn.

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I work with a guy that is always complaining about something. He is bitching about his work, or about something his girlfriend is doing or not doing. He is also very cautious about things he does. It took him forever to try a simple Red Bull, because he was scared it would give him heart palpitation.

So one day i started to call him Vagina. Yeah, I’m a dick like that. If I had some thing to tell him that was not of importance or work related I would call out, ‘hey vagina’ and he would answer. It was great fun. For me anyway and thats what counts.

Well one day another coworker came up with a great game. Take a movie name, and replace one word of the title with vagina. So the movie The 40 year old virgin would become, The 40 Year Old Vagina. Its great fun and brings a lot of laughs. Well to us men anyway.

So here are some of the titles we have come up with:

Indiana Jones and the Vagina of Doom
The Bourne Vagina
Willy Wanka and the Vagina Factory
Dude! Where’s my Vagina
Fun with Dick and Vagina
Vagina Floats

The list goes on and on. I think tonight I’m going to watch Star Wars – Return of the Vagina

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I have been having problems with my wireless router. It’s a Linksys Wireless G so it’s not a cheap P.O.S. router that is not going to preform well. I had a wireless B for a while but after going through my 3rd power supply I thought what the hell, it’s time for an upgrade.

Everything was going well for a while. Until the Wireless G started to drop the connection to my Zoomtown modem. Or as the Zoomtown techs call it, “the sysco router”. What ever you want to call it, it was not talking nice with the Linksys. It seemed like every hour or whenever i was doing something big, like backing up my site. It would fail and i would have to reset the Wireless router.

So at the superbowl party i was at i was speaking with a guy that said, with great pride, that he “used” to be a Zoomtown technician. Whoopty doo! But what he did say that i found interesting was that the Sysco router that i have doesn’t seem to like the newer versions of Linksys equipment. He also stated that the best choices for my equipment was either a Netgear or D-Link. I have never liked D-Link, so my choice was Netgear. But not any Netgear, only the kick butt kind will do. I went with the WPN824.

But i seemed to have digressed. The reason i went into all this was to tell you to buy a mac. Just as i did when i was walking through the computer section. All the people lining up to buy a new computer so they can have the newest OS from microsoft. If they would just realize that if they are going to have to buy a new one anyway why not go with a OS and a computer that is already safe and virus free? Someday they will learn

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