If I had mind powers

As the temperature rises outside. So does my level of laziness. Cutting the grass is such a chore to me. I love doing it in the spring with the weather is cooler and there’s a nice breeze. But when the outside temp gets to be around 88 or higher I totally wimp out and want to sit on my ass. I have even tried to motivate my self by “rewarding” my self both before and after. You know, smoke it before you mow it. Now that don’t even work out. What’s a boy to do?
I just had a call about rubber feet on one of the accessories of the product i support. Apparently it has two that came off. Now these feet are stuck on with super adhesive. They don’t fall off. It’s not a question of when. They just don’t fall off. But, since the customer is always right I had to offer him a replacement. A replacement because of rubber feet. Rubber feet that his customer no doubt peeled off to take apart the unit and found they don’t stick back quite as nice.
It’s shit like this that everyone should be thankful that i don’t have mind powers. ‘Cause if i did. I would have so blew up this guys head with my thoughts. And since i have mind powers now. I guess I could mow the grass from the comfort of my bed.